先嘮個班級裏的梗（正文在下方），“老鵬這茬韭菜長熟了啊！”

  這個梗來自於一次頒獎典禮時，美術老師鵬老師獲得最美副班主任獎，我們班同學紛紛感歎“老鵬這茬韭菜長熟了啊！老彭漲工資了，漲到年薪1塊5了。”

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  猿飛日斬：……

  這還打個毛線啊喂？！

  就在這時，二代及時趕到，然後，就沒有然後了……

  “張雲大人？！”二代看著眼前在大佛頭頂的張雲，驚訝且詫異地道。

  “是扉間啊？”張雲看著眼前這個看上去挺年輕的老人不禁感歎道，當初的小鬼頭已經那麽大了。

  “請等一下張雲大人，我把大哥和斑叫過來。”說是等一下，其實不過幾秒的時間，斑和柱間就已出現在張雲的麵前。

  “我擦！老師！！！！！”

  猿飛日斬：？？？？

  水遁部隊：？？？？街邊的普通人：？？？？

  火遁部隊：？？？？

  扉間向他們解釋道：“這就是那個故事啊，大哥和斑都是張雲大人的弟子，這個故事你們都聽過啊？”

  猿飛日斬：···········

  水遁部隊：··········

  街邊的普通人：··········

  火遁部隊：··········

  那我們是不是攻擊了初代火影的師傅，這波……

  是不是GG了？

  怎麽辦？在線等，挺急的！

  這波真的是迷之操作啊……

  在短暫的相聚之後，實力突飛猛進的張雲直接一記吞天功讓黑絕GG，這波，大筒木沉香直接涼涼蹬腿。

  接下來，張雲就是專心教導自己的三徒弟小南了，張雲離開木葉，囑咐好柱間和斑不要泄露自己的身份後就帶著小南曆練去了。

  而呆呆的小南麵對忍界兩大神話居然是自己師兄這事還沒反應過來，呆呆的向張雲問道：“這是真的嗎？”